I'm the DOOCE of my family. This phrase will someday be a complete explanation. Someday soon I hope.
I read Dooce's entry today: http://www.dooce.com/2009/07/20/twenty-six and belly laughed. HARD. Then I etched DOOCE + EH 4-ever on my desk at work.
The paragraph about her dad and liberal conspiracies - sooooooooo my mother. Someday, I hope my family will understand that I'm the DOOCE and that I happily take my position. All while giggling at conservatives, because frankly, they are too damn paranoid ... I mean funny.